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gnabgib 5 days ago

Microsoft: Microsoft updates flexible work expectations to three days a week in the office https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45183560

Verge: Microsoft Mandates a Return to Office https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45184017

Geekwire: Microsoft sets new RTO policy, requiring employees in the office 3 days per week https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45184032

barbazoo 5 days ago | parent [-]

> Microsoft updates flexible work expectations to three days a week in the office

Of all the "voices" I'd like to be able to do, corporate shitspeak is definitely the top one.

ryandrake 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

I have updated the expectations. Pray I do not update them further...

SOLAR_FIELDS 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

https://perchance.org/corp-bs

and

https://www.bullshitgenerator.com/

can help out for practice!