Let me be clear about the situation Mr. Moneybags. You have built a billion-dollar company on top of a giant legacy codebase without any tests.

Now that it's become clear that the thing is about to collapse in on itself, you've brought in Mr. Feelgood Consultingman, to give us engineers generic advice, so that suddenly it's not your fault that this digital superfund site is in the state it is, but your engineers' for not following the consultants advice.