Funniest thing I've heard a kid say all month. My colleague's 7 year old daughter to him:

D: "Dad why does everyone honk at mom when she drive's us to school?"

F: "Because she drives too slow sometimes."

D: "Why doesn't she speed up?"

F: "I don't know. She's always been like that."

D: "I tried saying people are waiting for us to go [referring to a pretty benign yield right-on-red near their house]."

F: "How'd that go?"

D: "She didn't listen!"

I don't know why but it was absolutely hysterical to me. Kids are precious.