Lol, that's actually kinda cool. Did you get any interesting Eastern responses to your diary entries?

I'm imagining something like...

> Dear diary, I got bullied again today, and the bread was stale in my PB&J :(

>> My son, remember this: The one who mocks others wounds his own virtue. The one who suffers mockery must guard his heart. To endure without hatred is strength; to strike without cause is disgrace. The noble one corrects himself first, then the world will follow.