> They removed the auto-update functionality (even the notification!) from the app, so you have to manually go through their horrendous website to download updates.

That's not true. The auto-update functionality is still there, it just doesn't find anything. (At least this is the case for Workstation; I assume it's similar for Fusion)

Wireshark it and watch the 403 kick back from the server (because of the new token policy).