Startup idea: It's like Uber, but for mail!

"Get paid to go on road trips to see and explore the country." or "Planning a vacation? We'll help you pay for it and take you to exciting new places few rarely get to see!" or "Need new pics for Insta? Get paid while looking for backdrops no one else has!"

Please give me my billion dollar seed investment now.

/joke

You didn't mention "AI" so you can at best get 1.5 million.