It also means … ahem … a well-endowed gentleman.

I’m not sure that AI would necessarily make that mistake, but a semilterate mod, very much could.

I think the real issue is the absolute impossibility of appeal. This is a big problem, for outfits like Google or Microsoft, where stories of businesses being shut down for false positive bans are fairly common.

In my experience, on the other hand, Apple has always been responsive to appeal. I have released a lot of apps, and have had fairly frequent rejections. The process is annoying, because they seldom tell you exactly what caused the rejection, but I usually figure it out, after one or two exchanges. They are almost always word-choice issues, but not bad words. Rather, they don’t like stuff that can step on their brands.

I once had an app rejected, because it had the word “Finder” in its name (it was an app for finding things).

The annoying thing, was that the first rejection said it was because it was a simple re-skinning of a Web site. I’m positive that what happened, was that a human assessor accidentally tapped the wrong button on their dashboard.

I also don't remember voting to allow doublespeak to be the dominant form of definition.