Oh, I wasn't arguing that any companies actually do Agile (lower or upper case).

I meant in my experience, the methodology most companies I've worked in seems to follow is capital-C Chaotic. Requirements change at the whim of customers or leadership week to week, pivots are frequent and unpredictable, leadership gets fired/quits and the whole plan changes, lots of effort is wasted on stuff that then gets ignored, and customers are sold one thing but delivered another.

I don't believe organizations or companies follow either Agile (any brand of it) or Waterfall. I don't think what they do can be called a methodology at all.

Ah yeah, that's fair. And my experience too.