>edgy 90's anime

That's a good sell. Sounds like an actually good starting point compared to the blue haired vegan receptionist at the Zionism International Inc customer support counter that all the others have as a starting model.

I was about to pass on trying this but now I will give it a shot.

Of course you would love it. I can practically hear you sliding your glasses up your nose and monologuing to yourself under your breath from here.