> Can’t use AI on a date, or at a dinner party, or during a board meeting.

Challenge accepted. One possible solution: https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish

Cheaters are universal no matter what social boundaries are defined, and neither high-bandwidth wireless signals nor onboard acoustic processing can be reliably performed within the human rectum to any reasonable degree of fidelity. If one would externalize basic critical reasoning skills, I encourage finding another location to store one’s supplemental cranium :)