Personal Home Page is crappier than PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor. :P Reputations take a long time to fix, and PHP earned a bad rep for its security problems around ~2006. It’s also a language that doesn’t worry about being pure and covering every minor conceivable inconsistency that never comes up in practice like the rabbit holes some other languages go down. PHP is more focused on just getting things done, so don’t take the mockery personally, in a way it’s a compliment.

It will always be Personal Home Page to me. Those lame open source names that have the acronym in the name are 1000000% more cringe.

I agree with you about the rest :)