I'm sorry to hear that. Other level no JS solution for this - without "after" - but with caching, using XSL:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41104845

Currently it looks like at least Firefox and Chromium both cache stylesheets and included files as you'd expect. In fact, you can use this to increase cacheability in general. e.g. when this site is having performance issues, it often works logged out/when serving static versions of pages. It's easy to make every page static by including a `/myuser.xml` document in the xsl template and using that to get the current logged in user/preferences to put on the page. This can then be private cached and the pages themselves can be public cached. You can likewise include an `/item-details.xml?id=xxxx` that could provide data for the page to add the logged in user's comment scores, votes, etc. If the included document fails to fetch, it falls back to being empty, and you get the static page (you could detect this and show a message).