  > How can someone call themselves a programmer when they don’t even mine for silicon!

To be fair, after three or four Tinder dates I realized that it was mostly silicon to be found there. It's not a stretch to say that a programmer going out on Tinder dates is mining for silicone!

▲ zootboy 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

Silicon and silicone are two very different things...

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cluckindan 3 days ago | parent [-]

It’s not sili-cone valley, you have to say sili-kawn.

	▲	duskwuff 3 days ago \| parent [-]
		Silicone Valley is in Southern California. (The San Fernando Valley was central to the porn industry in the late 20th century.)

▲ bitwize 3 days ago | parent | prev [-]

So now we've got clankers catfishing human singles?