I know, how terrible the thieves are so hard-up they have to eat that pair of Jordans. Or those Milwaukee power tools. Oh my, what a terrible world...

I’m not familiar with any stores that have Jordans that can be purchased via self checkout.

how easy the world is if you limit the examples to the ones which reinforce your way of seeing things.

You realize goods can be exchanged for money right? Also tools can be used for jobs which earn money.