Have we tried putting them on Ozempic and amphetamines? They'll get impulse control then.

The GP comment (that just got banned) claiming the only two choices are "work hard" and "UBI" is a working-class class marker. Higher paying middle class jobs are universally easier than working-class ones. But they're more specialized, less predictable, and require you to have trained for them and have appropriate class markers and social skills.