If you use the quotation marks on the menu then yes! ‘Fish’ and ‘chips’ hahah.

It’s kinda like how they’ve started calling chocolate type products that have never seen a cocoa bean ‘chocolatey’.

Do we accept we are in a dystopia yet?

Sure, I think that's fine and helpful when places do that - and in fact not dystopian. These things are about explaining what taste/texture/etc a dish is trying to convey.