The real essence of the piece is that Leibnitz did not schmidhuber [0] Seppo Linnainma (probably because he was dead at the time). Actually it is a nice piece and I was really happy to get my expectations fulfilled when reading to the very end.

[0] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmidhubere...

dear lord he's in urban dictionary now?!