Okay, I'll bite: 2 and 5 are prime, this is the perfect fifth problem, only approximate solutions are possible. Make me wrong!

Cut into 8. Give 1 piece each.

For the remaining 3, repeat this method.

Let epsilon be a number as small as you like...

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		The solution is to have a pet/toddler that makes even larger epsilons disappear.