As I said, we already had this conversation ages ago and your side lost.

Shout until you're blue in the face, and you'll be just as wrong.

I've already stated my position, and "because you can get away with it" is no part of it. You must be confusing me with someone else in this conversation.

Half your examples fail to make the point you intend, and are not at all analogous to watching a pirated TV show. A lot of the rest use an informal (not legal, and highly subjective) definition of the word "theft" -- but you knew this.

It's exhausting to keep repeating this. Please read what's been said (hint: these are decades old arguments, we're not going to rehash them here for your benefit).

All of this harkens back to even before the days of the silly "you wouldn't steal a car" (2004) antipiracy campaign. I hope I don't need to explain that stealing a car and pirating a TV show are nothing alike, neither legally nor morally.