  “ Underjord is an artisanal consultancy …”

If they don’t weave Erlang threads by hand I’m going to be mildly disappointed.

▲ temp0826 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

Single origin, farm-to-bytecode processes with our signature rustic garbage collection and heirloom fault tolerance...

	▲	antonvs 5 days ago \| parent [-]
		> heirloom fault tolerance... In other words, nepobaby fault tolerance

▲ lawik 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

The advice in every consultation is either mouth-spoken or finger-written by a 100% organic (but not currently certified) entity.

▲ bevr1337 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

All process messages written in beautiful calligraphy.

All constants are haiku.

	▲	thechao 5 days ago \| parent [-]
		Hand computed in the finest morning rays by monks in the Dolomites.