I think this would be more interesting if you were to try to prove yourself correct first.

There are extremely few things that I cannot do on my laptop, and I have very little interest in those things. Why should I get a computer that doesn't have a screen? You do realize that, at this point of technological progress, the computer being attached to a keyboard and a screen is the only true distinguishing factor of a laptop, right?

cool. you can browse the web. that's cool. just stay out of conversation you're not an authority.