For beaming a lit joint around, you would definitely need an acknowledgement that it was safely passed, lest it drop on the floor! But how would you prevent duplication if several people received the same joint? I'd just mark that bug "Intended Feature: Will Not Fix."

The Bluetooth Bong was a vast improvement over the MIDI Bong.

MIDI aftertouch on the carburetor was a nice improvement over your grandfather's old Serial Acoustic 300 Baud ASCII Bong, but the Bluetooth Bong HID has a much higher bandwidth, multitouch chording, accelerometer tilt tracking, modular monophonic splash resistant microphone, and they weren't as easy to accidentally knock over because they were wireless. An extremely important feature if you have cats around.

But nothing beats a high-end spill-proof Rooᴙ 802.11be NVB (Network Video Bong) with fully submersible IPX8 smoke resistant stereo mics.