Or going on Glaswegian Chocolate Bar Safaris hoping to spot Sad Oompa Loompas in their natural habitat.

https://x.com/KalhanR/status/1762703755462468045

We went viral as Oompa Loompas but we're just normal people:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cv2y59r89vjo

If not a theme park or safari, then at least a movie:

>A petition to to bring back the experience has been launched, while Scottish actress Karen Gillan has said she wants to star in a film adaptation of the event.

https://www.tiktok.com/@movieweb/video/7348892246982397190

>I would be a cheeky Oompa Looma!