No matter how tempting the straight line, I will not make the joke.
You've written too much or too little. The Internet demands to hear it.
Oh come on, there are only 8.5±0.5-3, so 5 or 6 possibilities.
Go through the list, Mercury through Pluto, mentally saying "I find ____ interesting" and notice which one gives you an eye roll/chuckle/groan.
After 2 years of the All-in podcast, I can't believe I still fell for it.