You are obviously a motorcyclist.

And so it's OK for motorcyclists to disobey road rules on a public street and be inconsiderate to others?

How about you answer the question that I asked instead of whatever this nonsense is?

being in a safely parked car with the ignition switched off and doing something doesn't count or constitute as being inattentive

You ran into a motorcycle because you weren't paying attention. You're in control of your vehicle and you're responsible for being aware of your surroundings. I use many types of vehicles and I have never, ever run into one.

It's your comment that's ironic

Nope, you're just so unaware that it doesn't even occur to you that you're failing in your responsibility as the operator of a vehicle. Also, you still haven't explained what a "wrong side" is.