Not AI-generated. Not everyone is born writing flawless English.

If it sounds like an LLM, maybe it is because people like me had to learn how to write clearly from LLMs because English is not our first language.

I could’ve written in my native tongue, but then someone else will have complained that not how english is structured.

Also, the story is real. Just because it is well-structured doesn't mean it's fiction. Yes, i used AI to resort it, but i can assure you that no AI will generate the Piers Morgan reference.