Location: New Orleans

Remote: Yes

Willing to relocate: No

email: egypt@urnash.com

Does your company still practice stack ranking? Do you have a great team with nobody you're willing to lose in the next cull? I'm a queer artist who's barely scraping by. I will be happy to be your sacrificial goat for the small price of a year of your fancy-ass tech salary. I will get next to nothing done, at an exceedingly slow pace.

In the unlikely event that anyone here is actually looking for a real human artist, my site is http://egypt.urnash.com. I used to be an animator but I burnt way the heck out on that twenty years ago. Mostly I draw comics and furry porn.

edit: also if your team is like 90% furries then I may be convinced to spend part of that year I'm holding down the Worst Performer slot on drawing some outrageous smut of your fursonas, no promises until we've looked at the intersections of our f-lists

Does your company still practice stack ranking? Leave.