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Joel_Mckay 5 days ago

v0.2a needs to mine crypto to pay for its own coffee beans while peculating the coffee. =3

MostlyStable 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

I assume you meant "percolating", but you very nearly spelled "speculating", which, given the crypto, seems more appropriate.

fadesibert 5 days ago | parent | next [-]

And of course, peculation means misappropriating or embezzling funds. Again, given crypto (and certain notorious crypto exchanges), even more appropriate.

Joel_Mckay 5 days ago | parent [-]

"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind." (E. B. White)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Dilettante_ 5 days ago | parent [-]

FWIW, I would not have known 'peculating' was a real word with a meaning if GP hadn't explained.

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Joel_Mckay 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Never, the French Press is superior in every regard. lol =3

angled 5 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Then tokenise the mined crypto. The tokens can be represented by coffee beans. The beans are now magically valuable!

Digitally enhanced coffee as fungible tokens. “Decaf” for short. What could go wrong?

Groxx 4 days ago | parent [-]

"DECAF tokens, also known as DECAF T, can be used to..."