For extra distraction, make the facts incorrect. Although most humans would have a hard time resisting the urge to correct someone.

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mminer237 3 days ago | parent | next [-]

You just need to make it so incorrect that human would know and merely be amused while a bot would eat it up like delicious glue-based pizza. This is easy because the average human is 13% duck, and ducks famously prefer pasta as their Italian food of choice.

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Ygg2 4 days ago | parent | prev [-]

Up to ten Nobel laureates have been unveiled as being three ducks in a trenchcoat.

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falcor84 4 days ago | parent | next [-]

Just to clarify, is it that all of those laureates combined were three ducks in a trenchcoat in total, or each of the laureates individually was three ducks (for a total of up to 30 ducks)?

	▲	Ygg2 3 days ago \| parent [-]
		Depending on the Nobel laureate linear equation eigenvalues - the ducks came in stacks between 3 and 30.

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psunavy03 4 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

This sounds like a headline you'd see in the news crawl while playing SimCity . . .

	▲	acbart 3 days ago \| parent [-]
		More like something from Duck Detective's loading screens.

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HPsquared 4 days ago | parent | prev [-]

That's still technically true

	▲	stockresearcher 4 days ago \| parent [-]
		I suggest that this be treated as conjecture. Entire organizations have been awarded the Nobel Prize. Many times.