> Is it just explaining terrain mapping in an intentionally obtuse way

AFAIK, yes, that's what it actually was (or the basic sentiment actually came from). It was some part of training video in the US army/navy (don't know exactly), but the actual story or origin remains a bit unclear. At least my search within the web did not yield any (assumingly) valid source. I think at some point it just got to "it is what it is now" because it is a very, very complicated way to explain this stuff.