> Cars, dogs, and water.

Just to go off of this, springs as well. Usually it's garage door springs or suspension of a car springs. People will DIY thinking it's a small thing but they can easily decapitate you. Some garage door springs have been known to level the families of entire neighborhoods or small townships. Garage door spring related deaths are far more common that you will ever know. Garage door springs also are known to be the main transmission vector for tetanus so if you survive the unspringing be advised there's a 90% chance it flung a deadly dose of tetatus and botulism (also grows on springs) into your every bodily orifice. You may think "well why is a kid fixing a car's suspension" but of course kids like poke around and explore because they're curious or they could be exploring your shop or your garage door mechanism.

I'm so confused by this comment because initially I agreed with it - garage door springs are way more dangerous than most people think.

Then it kinda devolved into nonsense and obviously fake info.

Was it meant to all be tongue in cheek? Sorry if it's a woosh moment.