Jewellery stores have started supplying certificates of pedigree with diamonds they sell. This helps to reassure the customer that the diamond is not second-hand.

No one wants to buy used diamonds.

▲ dotancohen 4 days ago | parent [-]

  > No one wants to buy used diamonds.

Why not?

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thechao 4 days ago | parent [-]

The naturally clamp tightly to the spirits of the dead. Don't wanna be dragging your dead great aunt's ghost the night club.

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cantor_S_drug 4 days ago | parent [-]

Dude I am breathing dead carbon atoms of Hitler and Einstein. There is no such adverse effects.

	▲	javcasas 4 days ago \| parent \| next [-]
		You are obviously affected by this ailment called "science-based critical thinking". It is bad (for business) so you should consult an astrologist or a zen furniture arranger to seek remediation.
	▲	prerok 4 days ago \| parent \| prev \| next [-]
		Ooh, well, the next time I buy FreshAir (sorry Perri-Air) from Druidia, I'll make double-sure to check who breathed it before.
	▲	mec31 4 days ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		Of course, in your particular case, the Jesus atoms may outnumber the other two. So you’re probably good.