PHP maybe? Or in limited cases, AWK? But I'd definitely learn Perl, it's a gem.

PHP needs to be installed, Perl is dead and AWK is more limited than Bash

	▲	ZYbCRq22HbJ2y7 3 days ago \| parent \| next [-]
		> PHP needs to be installed There are some ways around this: https://github.com/crazywhalecc/static-php-cli
	▲	macintux 3 days ago \| parent \| prev [-]
		For what little it’s worth, Perl is very much not dead.