Oh boy, I love making adding a trivial nullable column take even more code and require even more tests and have even more places I forgot to update which results in a field being nullable somewhere.

And don't forget, you get to duplicate this shit on the frontend too.

And what is a modern app if we aren't doing event-driven microservice architecture? That won't scale!!!! So now I also have to worry about my Avro schema/Protobufs/whateverthefuck. But how does everyone else know about the schema? Avro schema registry! Otherwise we won't know what data is on the wire!

And so on and so on into infinity until I have to tell a PM that adding a column will take me 5 pull requests and 8 deploys amounting to several days of work.

Congratulations on making your own small contribution to a fucking ridiculous clown fiesta.