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esseph 2 days ago

Always carry chambered.

1. When you need it you won't remember to chamber due to stress

2. stress causes fine motor skill distortion

3. Only draw when you are prepared to fire (or you end up dealing with Brandishing laws)

8note 2 days ago | parent [-]

a better alternative would be to not carry. if the stress is gonna mess with your fine motor control, youre probably gonna accidentally shoot a bystander anyways, because you happened to have been laid off earlier in the day.

the stree messes with your memory, so the barista looks like a threat. the stress messes with your fine motor skill, so you hit the guy waiting for his coffee. and of course, you gotta shoot the rest so theres no witnesses to have you charged for not actually doing self defence

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kbelder 2 days ago | parent | prev | next [-]

Yeah, happens all the time.

Der_Einzige 2 days ago | parent | prev [-]

don't forget shooting yourself at the end so you don't have to feel bad about shooting others!