People have been giving Siri a few years for a decade now. Siri used to run in a data center (and still does for older hardware and things like HomePods) and it has never supported compound queries.

Siri needs to be taken out back and shot. The problem with “upgrading” it is the pull to maintain backwards compatibility for every little thing Siri did, which leads them to try and incorporate existing Siri functionality (and existing Siri engineers) to work alongside any LLM. Which leads to disaster, and none of it works and just made it all slower. They’ve been trying to do an LLM assisted Siri for years now and it’s the most public facing disaster the company has had in a while. Time to start over.

As a user, I'd gladly opt into a slightly less deeply integrated Siri that understands what I want from it.

Build a crude router in front of it, if you must, or give it access to "the old Siri" as a tool it can call, and let the LLM decide whether to return its own or a Siri-generated response!

I bet even smaller LLMs would be able to figure out, given a user input and Siri response pair, whether the request was resonably answered or whether the model itself could do better or at least explain that the request is out of capabilities for now.

Those little things have been broken for a while now, it's best to bite the bullet and integrate LLM to Siri now.