I'd call this a business failing to simulate humanity, but it reminds me of one time I went jewelry shopping and the salesperson started explaining the different vibes conducted by the various stones.

We need more roasts like this. West coast developers export too much woowoo.

> Mozilla now only seems to speak using creepy, gibberish lunatic language.

I think the reason is that Mozilla used to be a tech-focused company, speaking in a precise technical manner about concrete things in the real world.

Gradually the management and C-suite were taken over by people who are completely disconnected from the products and their userbase. They speak in corporate jargon, and their speciality is performative theater and conning people out of their money. This kind of corporate culture has a lot in common with politics, largely responsible for the enshittification of society.

This rant sums up my thoughts exactly. I want firefox to be the most functional tool it can be. Not some presumptuous furry animal that is emotionally and politically charged.

I have little to add but to concur that the whole thing was very strange and a bit off-putting.