Cutting bread is tedious. Have you heard of these new fantastic labor-saving devices?!

they're the best thing since sliced bread!

Before I moved, my old grocery store actually had a public facing bread slicing machine. You could take those artesianal rosemary and herb loafs and what not that they made and actually slice them fresh. It was actually a Kroger believe it or not. I’ve never seen that machine before or since.