No, it’s really not.

“I used an 8088 CPU to whisk egg whites, then an Intel core 9i-12000-vk4*, and they were equally mediocre meringues, therefore the latest Intel processor isn’t a significant improvement over one from 50 years ago”

* Bear with me, no idea their current naming

You’re holding them wrong. An 8088 package should be able to emulate a whisk about a million times better than an i9.