It shouldn’t be a status report, though. This information is already in Jira or whatever.

Someone running a standup meeting where people just repeat information is by definition not doing an efficient job at all.

There is only so much information one can fit into 1 minute long report. The thread is literally defining effective standup and a quick one where people answer the "what have you done, what you will do" questions. The one where discussion is cut so that it is as short as possible.