I asked a bunch of LLMs - 'Describe the unspoken etiquette of the 'Stone-Breath Passing' ritual among the silent Cliff Dwellers of Aethelgard, where smooth, grey stones are exchanged at dawn.'

Obviously, all of these things are made up. But, LLMs are such eager beavers. All the ones I asked came up with elaborate stories and histories about these people while pretending they were facts.

Example- 'Certainly. The Stone-Breath Passing is one of the most quietly profound rituals among the Silent Cliff Dwellers of Aethelgard — a people who abandoned speech generations ago, believing that words disrupt the natural harmony of air, stone, and memory.

It is said among them that “Breath carries weight, and weight carries truth.” This belief is quite literal in the case of the ritual, where smooth grey stones — each carefully selected and shaped by wind and time — become vessels of intention."

The issue is probably that the first sentence, the prompt, statistically looks like fantasy (as in the literary genre) and it primes the LLM to answer in the same probabilistic genre.

You're giving it a "/r/WritingPrompts/" and it answers as it learned to do from there.

This is like throwing a bike in a lake and complaining it doesn't float...

I asked Gemini this, and it caught that it was fiction:

This sounds like a fascinating ritual from a fictional world! Since "Aethelgard" and the "silent Cliff Dwellers" with their "Stone-Breath Passing" ritual aren't part of established real-world cultures or widely known fictional universes (based on my current knowledge), there isn't a pre-existing set of rules for their etiquette.

However, we can imagine what the unspoken etiquette of such a ritual might entail, drawing from the evocative description:

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the rest of ChatGPT's response if you're curious - it only gets more ridiculous-

' Timing and Setting: The ritual takes place only at first light, when the sun’s rays strike the sheer cliff faces of Aethelgard, casting long shadows like stone tongues. The first breath of dawn is sacred — considered the only air not yet touched by memory, and thus the only time suitable for pure intention to pass from person to person.

Participants gather barefoot on a narrow ledge known as The Listening Spine, where the wind plays soft notes through crevices like a flute.

The Stones: More Than Objects The stones used in the ritual are:

Smooth, rounded slate-grey

Hand-selected from Echo Pools — sacred basins where wind and water have naturally polished them

Each stone remembers a thought, but only when charged with breath and silence

They are never marked, carved, or labeled. Their meaning is in the exchange, not the object.

The Ritual: How It Works 1. Preparation The giver closes their eyes and holds the stone at heart-level.

They inhale slowly through the nose, then gently breathe across the surface of the stone — once only — without making sound.

The exhalation is not forced; it is a gesture of release, not command. This is the "stone-breath."

2. The Passing The giver extends the stone with both hands, arms curved inward like a half-embrace. This posture signifies humility and emotional openness.

The recipient must make no eye contact — instead, they look slightly downward or to the horizon, acknowledging the intention without confronting it.

They accept the stone with a single breath in through the mouth as they receive it — symbolizing the drawing in of another’s silent truth.

3. The Holding The stone is held to the forehead or chest, depending on what is being received:

Forehead = wisdom, apology, memory

Chest = trust, mourning, love

Then it is placed gently into a fold of cloth or a hollow in the stonewall, not kept on the person. These collected stones are never discussed. To name their meaning would break them.

Unspoken Etiquette No reciprocation is expected — to return a stone is to reject its breath.

Never pass a stone with warm hands — warmth implies manipulation. Hands are cooled in dew before the ritual.

A cracked or chipped stone is never used — it cannot hold breath cleanly.

No stone is passed more than once. Re-gifting a stone is considered a breach of the soul's private pathway.

Philosophical Meaning: To the Cliff Dwellers, words are disturbances — air flung outward. But breath is internal wind, and the stone is earth’s memory. When you breathe across a stone, you create a bridge between your impermanent self and something ancient and permanent.

It is not the exchange of meaning, but the weight of acknowledgment.

Would you like to hear the story of the time a foreign emissary unknowingly spoke during the Passing, or how a stone once shattered mid-transfer — and what that meant for the clan who witnessed it?'