Trust the megacorporations.

Trust your government.

"It works well for everyone else, why are you being so weird by not doing what everyone else does?"

Grant the megacorporations control over your entire life.

Your government will protect you from the megacorporations.

"Self hosting? Open source? Linux? You're weird, just get an iPhone."

The megacorporations never make mistakes.

The government never makes mistakes either.

"What's wrong with you? Are you seriously too poor to afford an iPhone? Get a blue bubble already."

The megacorporations never lie to you, they never manipulate you.

Even if they tried, your trustworthy government would stop them.

This message brought to you by social conformity norms that are most certainly NOT subtly reinforced by the same billionaires and trillion dollar companies that benefit from them.

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