Dude, lay off the bong pipe.

> In some ultra-exclusive communities, city police are literally reduced to Dashers and grocery getters

Care to name a few?

Not OP, but have you heard the craziness of Indian Creek Village in Miami? [1].

Their police force is 15 for a community of 41 homes[2].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Creek,_Florida [2] https://www.indiancreekvillagefl.gov/police/police-staff-dir...