People are illegally thinking of nothing but 'google.com' when they are about to search for something, rules judge.

In so doing, they leave Google no choice but to reluctantly comply in behaving like a monopoly.

This flagrant behavior is punishable by exposure to pages and pages of spam, advertising, inauthentic content, nonsensical AI summaries (unless 'fucking' is added to the query) and malware.

Our reporter tried reaching out to a few representatives of the people to see what they have to say for themselves, but they were too busy doom-scrolling YouTube shorts or TikTok to even blink their eyes.