> overall the Erlang/Elixir ecosystem is very strong and lacks most of the footguns like an "eval" statement that get people

Erlang has erl_eval [1] if you're looking for more ability to shoot yourself in the foot. You can call that from Elixir, but I guess that'd be weird; I'm not an Elixir person, but I'd bet you can shoot yourself in the foot if you try!

There's always fun with dist and proc_lib:spawn(Node, Fun) [2], which you can put in a list comprehension with erlang:nodes() [3] if you want to shot yourself in many feet rapidly ;)

[1] https://www.erlang.org/doc/apps/stdlib/erl_eval.html

[2] https://www.erlang.org/doc/apps/stdlib/proc_lib.html#spawn/2

[3] https://www.erlang.org/doc/apps/erts/erlang.html#nodes/0

All this foot shooting - this is the problem with permissive gun laws. We should ideally lock down all firearms to prevent any civilian doing harm. Only the select few government agents should own firearms.

obligatory /S (for internet)

also: 2 months ago I posted this Erlang SSH SFTP flaw - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43126360