Clearly you need to make some slight spelling changes to your contacts... ;)

I feel like the standard Apple response is "if it isn't working correctly you just aren't using it right"

I still regularly experience a bug where my mac sends sound to speakers instead of a plugged in headphone jack after waking up from sleep. 10 years ago when I first looked into it the official Apple response was "that's not possible with the hardware" and we haven't made any progress since. Gaslighting as a service I guess.

Luckily I can just unplug and plug back in. Maybe they can bring the great Apple minds together to make my iPhone stop blasting an alarm in my ear at regular volume if I happen to be talking on the phone when it goes off (issue since my very first iPhone 3).