> my guy what i am able to read, which you are not, is the source and release notes. i do not need to read tweets and press releases because i know what these things actually are. here are the release notes

Those aren't the release notes for the native python thing being announced. CuTile has not been publicly released yet. Based on what the devs are saying on Twitter it probably won't be released before the SciPy 2025 conference in July.