I had the same reaction to the site - but I could've been won over if there was a link to E1ite and C@@L basic source for the effects (at least the text effects which could've fit in 4k)

Steve Jobs quote: "The problem with Microsoft is that they just have no taste."

But I actually would prefer the pre-XP windows desktop to the flattened UIs of Apple's today.

To be fair Jobs is dead so his ability to veto UI changes is limited.