The man has been dead for 23 years

He's the Immortal Dutchman.

I wonder how long we have to wait before we can pitch a machine that presses fruit juice packs into a glass to gullible VCs again.

This is one of the best comments I've read on this site in a long while.

A single, crude, statement of fact slaying the work of a million typewriter monkeys spewing out random characters thinking they're actually writing the Shakespeare novel, lmao.