April fools day has messed with my ability to identify satire at this time of year. Let's look at the evidence:

Posting date: 2025-04-02T01:57:13 1743559033 <-- too late

LoC: 35,000 <-- That's a _lot_

Front page: "Elon Musk Dirty Pants", "Heroin Hashbrowns", "AI Slop Stew", "Sweet Tooth Delight Made with Human Teeth" <-- WTF?

This is a joke, right?